CMT

I’ll give you a hint … the third letter stands for “Terrible”.  Let’s get one thing straight.. country music sucks.  I mean, it really, really sucks.  I know thats a pretty common view to have, but lets just drop the need to be different for a second, and be honest; it really just sucks. Sucksucksuck. Suck. Suck. Suck.

Whew.  Had to get that out of my system.

I mean, I understand that there’s a certain demographic, or whatever, that they are trying to reach, and I am obviously not part of that demographic, but that doesn’t mean I can’t bitch about how terrible it is.  And boy is it terrible.  I’d like to think that there is a little bit of tongue-in-cheek-ness involved when the #1 song is “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”, but I’m really not so sure that he’s not completely serious.

She thinks my tractor’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chuggin along

I have nothing more to say.

You get no mp3, because it would have to be a country song, and, just, no.

Tags: blame quizno's - they played a country song, generalizations as rationalizations, rant, red states blow