And look at all these good lookin´ bride maids standin´ around… Hellloooooo Baaayyybayyyy!

So my mom is engaged.  Without knowing the logistics, it gives me reason to post my top 5 ways to propose (and what to do if she says no):

1) Sporting Event – Classic.  Besides, if you go to a Giants game, and she says no, I’m sure Barry Zito is lookin’ for a little lovin’ these days.

2) Eiffel Tower – Also classic.  Besides, I already have my territory marked.  And if she says no, just a hop skip and a jump away from ending it all.

3) Via Text Message – Oh man.  As if I’m not going to do that.

4) In the delivery room.  Juuuuuuuust kidding.

5) Vegas.  If anything happens, I can just pay Seth Green to be my body double while I take the next flight home.  This video is not for the kiddies.  Or Jackson Pollack fans.

mp3: Big Bopper – Big Bopper’s Wedding

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